After An Afternoon: Ten reasons why you shouldn't piss off Anthropologists »

electromagneticism:

1. We know the best burial ground.
2. We can make it look like an accident.
3. We always have pointy objects on hand.
4. We know the most remote places.
5. We know how to use an atlatl.
6. We hang with witch doctors.
7. We know where the cannibals live.
8. We know where the headhunters…